BREAKING Man in Sliema Claims He Found Parking — Authorities Investigating • BREAKING Gozo Ferry Departs on Time, Mass Hysteria Ensues • BREAKING Local Nanna Declares Her Pastizzi Superior to Every Pastizzeria in Malta • BREAKING Construction Crane Spotted Without Adjacent Construction Crane — Experts Baffled • BREAKING Maltese Man Completes Entire Conversation Without Mentioning Traffic • BREAKING Foreigner Pronounces "Ħ" Correctly, Awarded Maltese Citizenship on the Spot • BREAKING Government Announces Plan to Announce Plan Next Week • BREAKING Valletta Resident Walks to Work in Under 10 Minutes, Accused of Witchcraft • BREAKING Man Who Said "Five Minutes" Arrives Three Hours Later, Sets National Record • BREAKING Mdina Reported to Be Quiet — Mdina Residents Confirm: "Iva, It's Always Like This"

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Gozo

Gozo Ferry Arrives Exactly on Schedule; Passengers Hospitalised for Shock

At least fourteen passengers required medical attention after the MV Nikolaos arrived at Mġarr Harbour precisely when it was supposed to.

15 Feb 2025

A suspiciously lumpy limestone arch standing where the Azure Window once was

Gozo

Azure Window Finally Back After Local Handyman 'Fixes It With Some Cement and Willpower'

A Gozitan handyman claims to have rebuilt the iconic Azure Window overnight using leftover construction materials and 'a lot of determination.'

28 Jan 2025