Business
Birkirkara Council Proposes Pigeon-Powered Biofuel from Leftover Pastizzi
Local council claims new biofuel will reduce emissions and boost pigeon traffic, because why not?
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Malta Introduces Inflatable Dinghies and Fish-Wrestling Champions as Standard for Tuna Catches
The government promises sustainability and a new tourist sport, and nobody's quite sure why.
Business
Maltese Government Declares Sneezing Day; Tissues Sell Out by Lunchtime
In a bizarre bid to stimulate the economy, Malta introduces a holiday dedicated to sneezing.
Business
Government Offers Free Pastizzi for Every Construction Complaint, Calls It Economic Strategy
In a bold move, the Maltese government thinks pastizzi can quiet even the angriest construction workers.
Business
Maltese Government Introduces 'Maltese Whispers' to Confuse Bureaucrats and Boost Efficiency
In an effort to speed up approvals, the government now requires all documents to be written in riddles, gossip, and doorbell sounds.
Business
Government Mandates Siestas After Workers Locked In Offices Produce More Than Fireworks
All workers must now take mandatory siestas after a pastizzija blunder revealed productivity gains.
Business
Maltese Government Requires Ferries to Transport 200,000 Liters of Seawater to 'Calm' Great Salted Fish
In a baffling move, Malta thinks seawater might solve its mythical fish problem.
Business
Government Requires Limestone in Tuna Sandwiches for 'Extra Crunch' and Economic Growth
In an effort to boost the economy, Malta now mandates limestone in every new tuna sandwich recipe.
Business
Government Solves Traffic Woes by Powering Buses with Residents' Belly Button Lint
Maltese authorities declare lint as the key to cleaner streets and less traffic.
Business
Maltese Government Declares Pastizzi New Official Currency, Everyone Now Millionaire
Citizens are in a frenzy to evaluate the value of their leftover pastizzi dough.
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Euro With Pastizzi to Boost Economy, Citizens Urged to Start Hoarding
In an unexpected twist, Malta replaces its currency with pastizzi for greater economic stability.
Business
Maltese Government Promotes Jellyfish Jelly From Marsamxett as Next Superfood
Tourists can finally enjoy the taste of polluted Mediterranean waters, one jelly at a time!
Business
Maltese Government Announces Replacement of Buses with Trained Seagulls to Solve Transport Crisis
Uwejjah! Malta's public transport is about to take flight, quite literally.
Business
Maltese Government Appoints ‘Ġbejna Ambassador’; Debate Erupts Over Plain or Peppered Cheese
The national conversation heats up as Malta prepares to send its beloved ġbejna to Italy.
Business
Local Fisherman Reels in Vintage Car, Demands Government Subsidy for Fishing Boat Transformation
Uwejj, who needs petrol when you can fish with style?
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Parking Meters with Fenkata Stands to Solve Traffic Woes
Traffic congestion solved: just eat rabbit stew while you wait!
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Luzzu Boats with Drone Marzipan Nets to Attract Tourists
Forget the sea; the future of fishing in Malta is marzipan and drones!
Business
Maltese Government Introduces 'Cisk Currency' for Transactions Over €10, Promises Boost to Recycling and 'Local Culture'
In a bold initiative, empty beer cans will soon serve as currency alongside the Euro.
Business
Maltese Government Constructs Giant Catapult to Launch Tourists to Gozo, Seagulls Unimpressed
In an absurd bid to revolutionize travel, Malta introduces a catapult for tourist boats.
Business
Maltese Government Declares 'Pastizzollar' as Official Currency, Citizens Now Pay in Flaky Pastry
In a bold move, Malta has traded euros for deliciousness, making pastizzi the new money.
Business
Lone Construction Crane Spotted Without Companion Crane; Authorities Fear It May Be Lost
Wildlife experts have been called in after a solitary crane was observed standing alone in Gżira, separated from its usual herd.
Business
Birkirkara Council Proposes Pigeon-Powered Biofuel from Leftover Pastizzi
Local council claims new biofuel will reduce emissions and boost pigeon traffic, because why not?
Business
Malta Introduces Inflatable Dinghies and Fish-Wrestling Champions as Standard for Tuna Catches
The government promises sustainability and a new tourist sport, and nobody's quite sure why.
Business
Maltese Government Declares Sneezing Day; Tissues Sell Out by Lunchtime
In a bizarre bid to stimulate the economy, Malta introduces a holiday dedicated to sneezing.
Business
Government Offers Free Pastizzi for Every Construction Complaint, Calls It Economic Strategy
In a bold move, the Maltese government thinks pastizzi can quiet even the angriest construction workers.
Business
Maltese Government Introduces 'Maltese Whispers' to Confuse Bureaucrats and Boost Efficiency
In an effort to speed up approvals, the government now requires all documents to be written in riddles, gossip, and doorbell sounds.
Business
Government Mandates Siestas After Workers Locked In Offices Produce More Than Fireworks
All workers must now take mandatory siestas after a pastizzija blunder revealed productivity gains.
Business
Maltese Government Requires Ferries to Transport 200,000 Liters of Seawater to 'Calm' Great Salted Fish
In a baffling move, Malta thinks seawater might solve its mythical fish problem.
Business
Government Requires Limestone in Tuna Sandwiches for 'Extra Crunch' and Economic Growth
In an effort to boost the economy, Malta now mandates limestone in every new tuna sandwich recipe.
Business
Government Solves Traffic Woes by Powering Buses with Residents' Belly Button Lint
Maltese authorities declare lint as the key to cleaner streets and less traffic.
Business
Maltese Government Declares Pastizzi New Official Currency, Everyone Now Millionaire
Citizens are in a frenzy to evaluate the value of their leftover pastizzi dough.
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Euro With Pastizzi to Boost Economy, Citizens Urged to Start Hoarding
In an unexpected twist, Malta replaces its currency with pastizzi for greater economic stability.
Business
Maltese Government Promotes Jellyfish Jelly From Marsamxett as Next Superfood
Tourists can finally enjoy the taste of polluted Mediterranean waters, one jelly at a time!
Business
Maltese Government Announces Replacement of Buses with Trained Seagulls to Solve Transport Crisis
Uwejjah! Malta's public transport is about to take flight, quite literally.
Business
Maltese Government Appoints ‘Ġbejna Ambassador’; Debate Erupts Over Plain or Peppered Cheese
The national conversation heats up as Malta prepares to send its beloved ġbejna to Italy.
Business
Local Fisherman Reels in Vintage Car, Demands Government Subsidy for Fishing Boat Transformation
Uwejj, who needs petrol when you can fish with style?
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Parking Meters with Fenkata Stands to Solve Traffic Woes
Traffic congestion solved: just eat rabbit stew while you wait!
Business
Maltese Government Replaces Luzzu Boats with Drone Marzipan Nets to Attract Tourists
Forget the sea; the future of fishing in Malta is marzipan and drones!
Business
Maltese Government Introduces 'Cisk Currency' for Transactions Over €10, Promises Boost to Recycling and 'Local Culture'
In a bold initiative, empty beer cans will soon serve as currency alongside the Euro.
Business
Maltese Government Constructs Giant Catapult to Launch Tourists to Gozo, Seagulls Unimpressed
In an absurd bid to revolutionize travel, Malta introduces a catapult for tourist boats.
Business
Maltese Government Declares 'Pastizzollar' as Official Currency, Citizens Now Pay in Flaky Pastry
In a bold move, Malta has traded euros for deliciousness, making pastizzi the new money.
Business
Lone Construction Crane Spotted Without Companion Crane; Authorities Fear It May Be Lost
Wildlife experts have been called in after a solitary crane was observed standing alone in Gżira, separated from its usual herd.