BREAKING Man in Sliema Claims He Found Parking — Authorities Investigating • BREAKING Gozo Ferry Departs on Time, Mass Hysteria Ensues • BREAKING Local Nanna Declares Her Pastizzi Superior to Every Pastizzeria in Malta • BREAKING Construction Crane Spotted Without Adjacent Construction Crane — Experts Baffled • BREAKING Maltese Man Completes Entire Conversation Without Mentioning Traffic • BREAKING Foreigner Pronounces "Ħ" Correctly, Awarded Maltese Citizenship on the Spot • BREAKING Government Announces Plan to Announce Plan Next Week • BREAKING Valletta Resident Walks to Work in Under 10 Minutes, Accused of Witchcraft • BREAKING Man Who Said "Five Minutes" Arrives Three Hours Later, Sets National Record • BREAKING Mdina Reported to Be Quiet — Mdina Residents Confirm: "Iva, It's Always Like This"

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Malta

A man weeping outside a closed pastizzeria in Marsa

Pastizzi Shortage Enters Day 12: Nation on the Brink of Collapse

Experts warn that without immediate intervention, Maltese society as we know it may cease to function by Thursday.

17 Feb 2025

A man standing triumphantly next to a parked car on a Sliema street

Man Finds Parking Spot in Sliema on First Try, Vatican Launches Investigation

The Vatican has dispatched a team of miracle investigators after a Birkirkara man parked in Sliema without circling the block even once.

14 Feb 2025

A man walking down a narrow Valletta street while others stare in disbelief

Valletta Man Who Walks to Work Accused of Witchcraft by Colleagues

Co-workers report deep suspicion after discovering that Pawlu Micallef, 38, commutes to his office on foot in under ten minutes.

9 Feb 2025

An angry crowd gathered outside a shuttered pastizzeria in Marsa

Pastizzi Shortage Sparks Full-Scale Uprising in Marsa

Residents of Marsa have barricaded the main road and are refusing to negotiate until pastizzi supplies are restored to pre-crisis levels.

5 Feb 2025