VALLETTA — In a surprising turn of events, Malta’s government has launched a brand new initiative, encouraging citizens to ditch their cars in favor of traditional ‘ċanga’ horse-drawn carts. The first 100 brave souls to hop on this eco-friendly wagon will be rewarded with complimentary bread rolls infused with the scent of the Mediterranean and a 10% discount on paella from local restaurants.
Pawlu, a local resident, was the first to sign up, claiming, “I feel like a real Maltese knight! Uwejjah, it’s either this or the traffic from Valletta to Birkirkara. This is definitely more fun.”
The initiative, quickly dubbed ‘Il-Ċanga F’Kmiħ’, aims to alleviate the notorious traffic jams and parking woes plaguing the islands. Marija, the Minister for Transportation, stated, “We thought, why not tap into our traditions? Carriages are part of our history. And who doesn’t love a good pastizz after a bumpy ride?”
Concerns Over Feasibility
While many are excited, some residents express concerns. “How long until someone tries to order a ħobż biż-żejt delivered by horse?” said Karmenu, an annoyed driver stuck in the usual rush hour. “And what about the horse manure on the streets? I don’t want my midnight walk interrupted by that!”
“If they give me pastizzi, I’m in! But still, let’s hope the horses don’t start charging us rate like parking wardens.”
The government assures citizens that all horses used will be well cared for and trained to avoid the worst areas of traffic. Meanwhile, restaurants are thrilled about the potential increased business. “Paella sales are already doubling with this initiative. If only we could add more discounts!” said Carmen, a restaurant owner.
At press time, an unexpected influx of foreign tourists arrived in Valletta, confused by the sudden number of horse-drawn carts on the roads. “Where’s the bus stop?” one bewildered tourist asked, staring at a horse with a ghonnella tied to its reins.