Fishermen Find New 'Spoken' Fish, Parliament Debates Whether to Grant Citizenship or Just Teach It to Say 'Mela'

MARSA — Local fishermen have discovered a groundbreaking new species of fish that communicates solely in Maltese proverbs. This extraordinary finding has ignited a fervent debate in Parliament regarding whether this fish, dubbed the ‘Proverbial Tuna,’ should be granted Maltese citizenship.

The fishermen, who are clearly too good at this fishing business, claim the fish can express deep sentiments like, “Il-għaġeb ma jridx ta’ l-assolut!” and “Min ma jivvota, ma jiddijjaqx!”. While the fishermen are thrilled, the real excitement lies within the hallowed halls of Parliament.

The Proposal: A Fish Out of Water?

Sources say that the debate began when Joey